Monday, December 28, 2009

Dumb Quote of the Week

As in really, really dumb.
From Secretary Janet Nepolitano: "The system worked."
No, it didn't.
My suggestion? Profiling, profiling, profiling.
That's how crooks--and terrorists--are caught.
Instead, passengers will be made to stay in their seats the last hour of international flights.
Huh?
I thought that the terrorist DID stay in his seat. From all reports, he was so gorked out (on drugs, perhaps?) that he didn't even react to third-degree burns.
Maybe this is to counter such brave people as Dutch citizen Jasper Schuringa who leapt out of his seat to wrest the explosive device from the terrorist.

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